I am very, very happy to sign books for you.
Send me an email at firstname.lastname@example.org and I’ll let you know how to get autographed books. Basically, you will mail your books to me and I’ll sign them and mail them back to you. I ask you to tuck $5 in cash into the package you send me to cover the return postage.
I even throw in a cool little goodie in the books when I mail them back to you. I think you’ll like it.
You have no idea what an unexpected thrill it is that people want my autograph. When I’m signing books, I think “This never gets old.” That’s a phrase that will be popping up in Book Three and onward in some pretty memorable ways.