How to get autographed books

I am very, very happy to sign books for you.

Send me an email at and I’ll let you know how to get autographed books.  Basically, you will mail your books to me and I’ll sign them and mail them back to you.  I ask you to tuck $5 in cash into the package you send me to cover the return postage.

I even throw in a cool little goodie in the books when I mail them back to you.  I think you’ll like it.

You have no idea what an unexpected thrill it is that people want my autograph.  When I’m signing books, I think “This never gets old.”  That’s a phrase that will be popping up in Book Three and onward in some pretty memorable ways.